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The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie

Aries: The first to die

Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead

Gemini: The one who figures out who the killer is

Cancer: The one who says “Hello!” or “Who’s there?” as if the killer would answer

Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead

Virgo: The one who sacrifices him/herself

Libra: The one who says “Everybody calm down!” then freaks out the first

Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs

Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer

Capricorn: The one who snapped out and went on a killing spree

Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end

Pisces: The one who screams at everything

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Aries: Sometimes during the holidays you sign peace treaties with monsters. It’s not the end of the world and doesn’t make you the bad person just for trying to keep the peace. You are doing all you can to keep everyone happy.

Taurus:  Sit back and enjoy these times with the family you’ve got now. It may not be all who it was last year, but you’ve done all you can. Now just lay back and relish that you built this world for yourself.

Gemini: This time of year always brings back memories. I know it does. brings back flashbacks that are not always pretty. But you will make it through this season. You will survive this storm as painful as it is.

Cancer:Do not let yourself be silent because it is convenient for others. You should not hide who you are just to make them all feel more at ease with the bigotry. Never be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if it means walking out.

Leo: Give yourself the gift of love. Stop looking in the mirror and running to the scale. Learn to love yourself so much it makes everyone else smile just by seeing how happy with yourself you are. It wont happen over night. But give that to yourself.

Virgo: Let yourself become whoever it is you need to be so you can sleep at night. I know it’s hard and the panic of letting go of all you’ve known is scary. Especially around the holidays. But the best gift you could ever give yourself is learning who you really are again.

Libra: It’ll sting. It’ll hurt for a very long time. And that’s okay. Let it hurt. Let it cry and let yourself scream as much as you want. It’s okay to not be okay. Especially right now with everyone else’s happiness shoved in your face.

Scorpio: Don’t feel guilty for not being happy. Half of their smiles are fake. Half of those pictures weren’t even real memories just broken moments. You shouldn’t feel bad just because you feel like you’re missing out. But at least you are so real and they are paper thin.

Sagittarius: It’s okay to not have a normal family this time of year. It’s okay to be hurt that the people who should be there aren’t. It’s okay to be upset. You have all the reasons in the world to be bitter and angry. I’m so proud you aren’t.

Capricorn:  You don’t have to tolerate abuse just because it’s Christmas. You don’t have to be around your family if they will only add more scars. Being alone hurts but being abused hurts more. I’m sorry.

Aquarius: Know this will pass. Soon you’ll have a routine again. The holiday lights will come down and it will not be so painful. The memories will always be there but they will finally stop being haunting. You just have to get through the next month.

Pisces: It’s okay if you can’t make everything you want to happen, happen. You’re still a badass. You are still someone’s superhero. You’re still someone people look up to. You are piecing this together the best you can and it’s honestly all you can do these days. Be proud of it.

—    This Week’s Horoscope (Holiday Edition)

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What a perfect gift on the first day of Capricorn Season …

Holy Sh*t, it’s CAPRICORN SEASON

Happy 1st!!!

Let’s talk about what makes Capricorn Season the best … PERIOD.

Jesus was a Capricorn 😇
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Most importantly…we’re all Capricorns!!

Love y’all!